I am on one of my nature strolls somewhere in the past weeks. Nature brings me lots of sign that I interpret as Divine. They tell me about my Path towards Harmonious Union. I get feedback about where I am from everything around me. Reality is one big, wonderful Mirror after all.
A lot of my signs are the serious kind: one doesn’t feel the rolling laughter with it but they are deeply healing any way. It came to my attention though, that God has a tremendous sense of humor too! God really knows all positive emotions - and touches them in you when you take note.
How I Met God In A Stick
One evening I was in one of my favorite gardens in the open land that starts at the end of my street. Sitting on the bench near a small orchard, next to a herb plant bed, I was pondering my Union: how I did get here alone again, while one year ago exactly, we were together walking around in this exact physical piece of Heaven on Earth?
Tears were flowing and when I finally stood up to walk home again, God showed me a stick that was lying at my feet. I picked it up as walking stick - and together we walked home. God whispered: “That is me, I am your walking stick!” In every situation He guides me, He is my Truth, my Support when walking through life. The stick is the voice of God, not the ego…
How I Met Your Mother
Another day I was laying down on bed after a morning of work. Some healing was taking place now and I couldn’t work anymore. I am my own boss, why I could take the afternoon off.
I was watching a lot of video in bed. I had picked up a habit of following the TV series How I Met Your Mother lately and loved the humorous scenes with Barney Stinson: an over the top player that tricks chicks into one night stands with the most creativity I have ever seen. It’s well written and the humor is intelligent.
But I was feeling a little shame for watching TV series in bed: was that actually conducive to my Twin Flame Journey and my Path with God? Didn’t I actually need to meditate and be a ‘better girl’ instead? Was God not going to hit me with this stick of His’, because I was doing silly stuff instead of helping others?
That’s when you see how the idea of a wrathful Parent that we may have experienced as a child, unconsciously also gets applied to our view on God Himself. But God has more lighthearted humor then that! And most of all: he doesn't punish you ever - that’s another archaic and sadly engrained thought that descended from centuries of misconceptions in our family lines.
It’s actually the ego that collected and reused these ideas to feel ‘safe’ within feeling bad. It may have been how you met your mother when you were a little child, but it is not how you meet God when you are an openminded and goodhearted adult. God is a much more compassionate Mother - and Father too.
That showed indeed when I five days later or so, suddenly realized that Barney Stinson was my 'Divine Nature Sign' indeed!
Yeah, now I started to laugh my head off! LMFAO
See endless Barney Stinson clips.
Wow how could I’ve missed that one: my True Twin Flame is like Barney Stinson! And I was too, in what almost feels like a former life now...
With the lack of healthy growing up as teenagers, with rejection of any and all natural feelings and emotions, we learned to go about sexual relationships as Barney does: get some bodily intimacy where you can get it, and then leaving that situation behind again, never really building an actual relationship, where you indeed re-late to the person from your true feelings out and commit accordingly.
In the series, Barney is portrayed as not knowing who his father is, and having been raised in an emotionally crazy manner by his mom. Yep: I guess these things are so incredibly true to life as much as they are hilariously portrayed in that series! Maybe you think: but my dad was known to me - but guess what: wasn’t he away a lot, absorbed completely into his work, emotionally absent and mentally untouchable?!
That’s how all those Twin Flame video’s you find on YouTube about the Divine Masculine came into being: by regurgitating that exact trauma, not in a sexual, but instead in a spiritual way. “The Divine Masculine comes home tomorrow” is the catchphrase that is designed to draw you into an endless inner rollercoaster ride of restrained madness about the Absent Dad.
Don’t fall for that. Better laugh about it, like about Barney Stinson!
How To Let God Be Your Real Dad
This is also how I know Jeff and Shaleia are True Twin Flame Teachers. Since I accepted them fully as mine, in the beginning of 2018, their ways of expressing themselves are clicking into place so much more then all these years I followed them from more of a distant, since their first appearance on YouTube in 2014. One of those things is their Divine Humor, expressed in the hilarious side of their video’s and their memes as well.
Take for instance the one that calls out these exact Barney Stinson related dad issues in your regular Twin Flame YouTube video (“Union is Tomorrow”).
Or this one (“Know what the DM is doing”).
And this hilarious one as well (“He’s not ready yet”).
God showed me they are for real also by providing me with His Divine Jokes: confirmation, God is funny, they are directly related to God indeed!
How I Grew Into The Master Christ
So I saw their first serious & fun video’s in 2014. I remember Shaleia swiping their kitchen floor in Hawaii and having a conversation about that with her then boyfriend Jeff. How daily cleaning could be something that would be truly and deeply appreciated by all house members. It would be funny to say I was mesmerized by them cleaning house, when that wasn’t true – but I was!
It took me until the beginning of 2018 to actually subscribe and start committing fully to their work. That seems a long time, but I see it like this. I subscribed when it was out in the open that they in fact are the people that lead The Second Coming on Earth. And that was my Truth and Cue. I love the Life Purpose-feel it has around it. Although I had been looking for Twin Flame information for years online. This was my actual cue for action!
I can hardly remember when it started in my life that I felt an attraction towards Christ (-Consciousness), but I remember being led to Jesus Christ from age 10 approximately. And much later in my life, I even became a newborn Christian because of my longing to incorporate my attraction to Twin Flames Jesus & Mary, and Mother Mary & Josef, and the deep and final healing of the multigenerational trauma present in my family lines, and thus also restoring the religious integrity.
But I vibrated out of all of that later even. I was attuned on a core level to experience The Second Coming of The Master Christ: the One standing behind all Christed human beings, that is in Truth a spiritual opportunity that awaits us all - and it foregoes religion as a cultural phenomenon for sure. In 2017 I could finally realized that THAT was actually what I had been always feeling, awaiting and expecting to physically occur in my life.
More on the leaders of The Second Coming and Twin Flames Universe.
Now my place in all of this in slowly clicking in and humbling me - and celebrating me at the same time.
In 2017 I was looking around almost full time for where it was physically anchored, what I felt taking place in spirit and with whom I had met in spirit so many times by then already. Only in the beginning of 2018 I was able to fully connect all pieces.
A deep homecoming feeling now accompanies my every step.
How TFAS Changed My Life
So I subscribed and started being active as a student leader too. Twin Flame Ascension School changed my life. Not only do I feel completely secure in my process towards Harmonious Union with my True Twin Flame, I also experience an enormous self acknowledgement in my life purpose, my gifts and my working power - that I always shaped as an entrepreneur. All my developments and abilities somehow feel so at their correct place here. A wonderful click-in experience that is still going on as we speak.
The creative tension that I had been feeling in my love and professional life for the past years is now finally wrapping itself up completely and transforming itself in a cloud of blue butterflies…
About nature sign ‘Blue Butterfly’.
This is liberating and deeply satisfying. But also normal, as if nothing has happened, only my vision changed to a brighter color scheme. The transition has been so seamless in a way… I was deeply prepared, apparently. Life had indeed taught me what I needed. The road up to here had not been easy, see for instance the Barney Stinson-difficulties of life - but it had been perfect anyway.
More about TFAS including free classes.
How Gratefulness Is The ultimate Innovation
Subscribing to #TFAS filled me with incredible gratefulness for where I am in life. My Birthright Abundance has arrived in energy now: it resides on the frequency of thankfulness patiently. It can only be translated into the physical from now on piece by piece, in a step by step unfoldment just like the caterpillar into the butterfly. - This is the experience I wish for you as well.
My gratefulness lead me to make this testimonial video.
How Ego Is The Sacred Joke
The first ripe berry is the juiciest. The berry first in line is ripe the earliest, for it is so close to God, Who shines his light on all of us equally. Jeff and Shaleia are the first among equals that reside fully within the Grace of God. They are the correct Leaders of The Second Coming, that will awaken Christhood in all of our Hearts.
Let us celebrate that first blackberry on the branch, so that we may follow in their footsteps and become the juiciest versions of ourselves as well! It is a mistake to think that it is arrogance that the berry is so tasty and filled with sunshine. It’s a sad mistake to believe the pair in Harmonious Union the first, is the first to speak bad about as well. Is that how you deal with your Christ, your inborn Divine Love Potential?
Listen, I love blackberries, and I always pick the ripest ones first! I subscribe fully to eating ripe fruit, as it is what our human bodies are designed to thrive on. They are the versions of food that are of the highest feeding power. What would you give your child? That’s also what the child in you truly craves. And the Inner Child is the entrance towards your Soul, that in turn holds all parts of your Union: your Twin Flame and You.
It’s not that cluster of mini juicinesses that is the Joke. The one being The Sacred Joke is the one that judges the fruit for being fulfilled with Godpower. It’s the Ego that is Gods biggest Joke in the end. We can all laugh about it! Not because Barney Stinson is so ridiculous - however the situations he creates are silliness completed - but merely because it is the most compassionate way to react to the Stinsons of this world and in us. Laughter makes it less serious. We do not need to believe in the ego, because it is an illusion anyhow.
How the ego is the sacred joke in the end means: in Truth, it doesn’t even exist. Barney Stinson is a character in a costumed play. Whereas the top end of our branch holds true nutrition.
And it can only be the soul that makes it so, for the ego tastes dull and artificial; it’s a low dimensional illusion after all.
That brings me to the last Joke God pranked me with, I wanted to share for this blog.
How God Unveils Your Value
God had me see and save a silly meme on my phone the other day. I thought it was hilarious but did not think much of it. It said ‘How to cover your dark under eye circles' and showed a picture of eyes that had a thick layer of sparkling confetti under them.
Yes, God had healed my vision in 2017 in One Miracle Moment. That was pretty cool of God. But then, the next day after finding the ‘Robin Sparkles’ eyes, God took a veil of Illusion away before my healed eyes. A rush of light streamed through my brain and energy system starting at the top.
I was stunned as I felt Miracled on the spot! God took my biggest thorn out in one simple gesture: my self-victimization had been just as much my ego as my arrogance all the time!
I looked in my phone again to see if I had anything saved to refresh my Instagram with topical input, and there I found the Sparkly Eyes Meme and laughed my head off. This was what had just happened truthfully!
God took the veil of ego away that was lingering before my eyes and that send the sparkles down my spine for real! When you want to know how that feels, then book your Free Consultation with me. Mention my name in the field called: “Please share in brief what you are looking for help with”.
Let me be your walking stick.
So you transform into the butterfly that you truly are.